(marriage edition)
Alona felt the need to pluck a long white hair from my beard.
Alona: Wow. It’s so long. So white. Wow, look at how white that is.
As she places the hair on her black shirt.
Me: It shows up really well against a black background. I bet it would disappear against your skin.
She pulls up her sleeve. She puts the hair on her arm.
It disappeared.
She pulls up her pant leg.
It disappeared again.
Someone might need a bit more sun if my white hairs perfectly blend with your skin.
Tonight on Adventures in Parenting: (marriage edition)
Alona felt the need to pluck a long white hair from my beard.
Alona: Wow. It’s so long. So white. Wow, look at how white that is.
As she places the hair on her black shirt.
Me: It shows up really well against a black background. I bet it would disappear against your skin.
She pulls up her sleeve. She puts the hair on her arm.
It disappeared.
She pulls up her pant leg.
It disappeared again.
Someone might need a bit more sun if my white hairs perfectly blend with your skin.
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#Powder
#AttemptedAlbino
#BlendsWithSnow
#SnowWhiteIsReal
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