Donaven: Hey, dad. Can I tell you something?
Me: Sure, buddy.
Donaven: It’s a little sus (suspect). Do you know that one girl? The story doesn’t matter much if you don’t know her.
Me: That one girl? That narrows is down a bit. Go on.
Donaven: Well she was talking and saying stuff, but she got distracted by some stuff that was sus.
(long pause)
Donaven: That’s it. That’s the whole story. The end.
Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you the Picasso of storytelling. Guaranteed to make you scratch you head and say, “What?”






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