A family visit to Target turns in to an awkward reunion. Target has several statues of their mascot Spot. Anava ran to pet one particular statue. She sat beside the porcelain pooch and was petting him nicely while talking in gentle, calming tones. Dominic, her brother, pushes in behind her and proceeds to take a huge whiff from the base of the statue. The following conversation took place:
Me: Did you just sniff that dog’s butt?
Alona: It’s ok. Anava does that kind of thing.
Me (turning to look at my wife): No, that was out oldest.
Dominic (the oldest in question): What? I thought I knew him.
The horrified look on a parent’s face when the quiet child pulls this kind of gem out in public? Priceless.






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